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False Advertising Or Plain Survival ?

Published September 20, 2016 by lionessallison

After a fulfilling day of book reading, scientific researching and journal writing, my brain decided to settle to a night with more relaxing thoughts.

But of course you know me , relaxing for me isn’t relaxing for an average woman,It Involves   multiple thoughts , wild imaginations and most likely pornhub.com ….. Don’t look at me with that eye bitch , you do it too , the only difference is I do it for a different purpose. ( don’t expect details )

The first video I clicked was British porn , which was quite interesting because , that was my first time watching British porn and , the dude had unbelievably big penis , the lady however looked 20years older , had too much makeup, excessive fake blonde extensions , fake boobies and thinks her overly fucked disfigured vagina tastes like candy ( which has to be the worst word anyone wants to hear in British accent by the way ) .

Surprisingly it was overall one of the best pornhub videos I’ve ever seen ! Yes believe it , British porn !!! Which led me into wondering about popular stereotypes known to British men and women , which led me to google.

So I googled, and found two interesting posts ; one by an American woman that lives in London and a British man who lives in the US , both sharing their thoughts and experiences with their counterparts.

Not long ago I and some close friends met a Nigerian/ British guy who had just relocated to Lagos , he explained to us how some of his Nigerian friends advised him on approaching a Nigerian woman , I’m gonna quote him ” you see a girl you like in a club , walk up to her , grab her by the hand and invite her for champagne at your table “ . Without saying a word , the look my friends and I shared simply translates ” have you ever met a more dumb ass nigga ? “  , he further states ” talking up a British girl is a lot more difficult, cause even if she’s gonna go home with you , she expects you to persuade her ” 

Now I don’t even want to go into details of what we discussed after he left , all I can say is , he would be very heartbroken and never want our paths to cross again.

This is my dilemma,  below are munchies from the articles I spoke about earlier, one thing is unanimous from the writers and this misinformed ( I just got back) Nigerian/ British man , the 3 of them agree that British men do talk their girls up for as long as she needed to give up her maybe good or at least I came vagina , and they ( British women)  do not like men who are straight forward either politely or otherwise. Now I haven’t the slightest clue if this is true or not , but I do know nobody likes a man who is too forward , especially when they’re not feeling your swag just yet.
Now before you go ahead and read the munchies, here’s my question, the American writer called the long , cute and flirty chat up  of British men ” false advertising ” because according to her everything else after that is just disappointing. The British writer also illustrated the same gesture in his article but to in a way make American men seem disrespectful towards women, while also stating that British women are reserved. So in his defense I’ve decided to call the legendary chat up survival , cause I mean mans gatto get laid , and according to all 3 I’ve concluded that the reserved ( according to British writer ) but at the same time openminded carefree British woman  ( yeah quite confused aren’t they ) is pretentious , so you gatto give it to British mans for mastering the trade , which can happen anywhere in the world . However the British writer made such an importance of the chat up so much that he called it “ top notch etiquette ” , like dude what the fuck am I supposed to do with yo etiquette? Hang it up my wall ?

So , *are British men false advertising? Because put in mind that pornstars penis was really big , but then again that’s just one guy.

* are they simply just surviving ?

* are British women pretending not to want the D but just wants you to think they’re goodie to shoes just Incase their vagina game is strong and you decide to stay forever?

* British men are ranked the second worst lovers in the world , breed the highest number of cheaters in Europe and general suck in coitus ,  how true is this fact ?

If it is, British women have my apologies for calling them pretentious, because then again they’re probably just making sure they get the smaller percentage that aren’t that bad cause I don’t imagine enduring 21 long minutes in bed or the kitchen counter with a willi that can’t will inside me .

* is it true that British men last longer in bed than others ? With the exception of Brazilians ?

* how best can a man approach a Nigerian woman ? ( I dey hail una by the way )

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A poem

Published September 29, 2015 by lionessallison

  
Let me write one on love I thought I know nothing of love , though I court 

Wondering what to think of me ? Don’t waste your thoughts 

Don’t know what to make of myself , especially when I’m in love
I lose myself to it, all that I am 

My hands are socked in broken glass laced with snow

I can smell the blood , it fucking hurts my soul

I know I’m slow
I think I’m learning, but it feels the same 

Every page I turn , no matter what angle I turn it , is the same 

It has a fame 

Someday I hope it’s tamed 
Yet again I couldn’t explain it

It’s like fire burning from my heart out to the surface of my skin

I want to scream 

But when I hold it in , it’s all too sweet 
…. I could go on , but I’m sure you get it

…. My idea of love is fucked up , I’m just Kidding 

I’ve missed it

Published June 6, 2014 by lionessallison

I can’t tell how much I’ve missed it,  talking about my favorite things,  sharing with you guys,  I have missed it

I will,  this time talk about a lot of different things compared to the usual , and I promise to not forget about you guys too soon xx

– Lioness

For A Reason

Published October 13, 2013 by lionessallison

“Story Is Fictional”

I woke up one morning, forgot to say my prayer , saw broken toys by my sisters bed, picked them up and ran out for a photo shoot I had.

My Sister woke up said prayers for the family, made some breakfast and head to school.

My dad who had already left in search for work so early was robbed off his every penny, he had to walk home, which took him hours! He was very tired and very hungry, but luckily my sister had made breakfast which had leftovers.

Finishing my shoot, I rush to a bus stop to catch a bus because I had to rush home to help my sister enter for jamb which closes today, but then I missed my bus and had to wait, when I finally got a bus it was so late and I was so fucking pissed . But on my way I saw the exact BRT bus I missed in a terrible accident, and it occurred to me I didn’t pray before leaving the house! OMG!!! But God spared my life, my sister already prayed for me.

When I got home, I saw my sister and dad laughing with our neighbours kids who had brought their toys again to play, I asked her if she was mad at me I didn’t get home in time and explained myself, but fortunately my dad was home earlier than expected so he helped her and she didn’t had to wait a whole year for her exams.

I then realised my neighbours kids were here and then I ranted about them leaving broken toys on the floor of my room as my sister could’ve mistakenly stepped on them and injured her foot this morning which would’ve probably ruined her day.

For A Reason.

There’s a reason you bought cooking oil from that igbo woman in the market today, there were 10 other sellers, there’s a reason you took out the TV plug after everyone left the house, there’s a reason you bumped into someone and spilled your coffee on their very nice sparkling white shirt that would be too embarrassing for them to wear unless they go home to change, buy one or your help them somehow.

There’s a reason for everything, very few times, the reason is your own doing, and most times, its just how the universe works, whatever you do, affects a million others, if you wake up this morning, its not just because you’re healthy and well, but also so others could be affected by you.

If you won a lottery today, its not so you could just be rich, you might come across a charity project that needs your help.

If you had an unnecessary fight with a stranger, it was probably because the person had to get to where they were going late or else their journey would be pointless.

Its easier for us to live life like its just normal, but that’s what norm people do, just live. Our lives are connected, just look around you, its not so difficult to see.

Live your life, like you’re an angel, because that’s exactly what you are, angels don’t fall from heaven, angels are you and me.

—–LionessAllison

Some Words

Published June 25, 2013 by lionessallison

Its been such a long time and I missed everyone!

I’m sharing these words with you because I love you!

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Be Blessed!

LionessAllison
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REVENGE SEX ; How To Know You’re Having It

Published October 1, 2012 by lionessallison

The definition of “revenge” is the opportunity to gain satisfaction through retaliation. And in some cases, we seek our revenge in bed.

While revenge sex might not feel like a way of taking the moral high road, this act, both emotionally charged and carnally fueled, the impulse to have it is thoroughly human. Sometimes you may be having it without even realizing you are. (Was Emily Thorne in a sexual relationship with Daniel Grayson because she loved him? Or was it all part of her plan for retribution, the sex included?)
So how do you know you’re having revenge sex?

I’ve conducted a very non-scientific study, interviewing a few New York City professionals about what constitutes revenge sex, why we indulge in it, and how to identify when your latest tryst is in all or in part about seeking payback.
You’re trying to remind a former flame what he or she is missing. You’ve parted ways with your significant other, but, as is often the case, unresolved issues about the relationship are eating you up. Your friends don’t want to hear about it any more (“Come on, you’re broken up!”), and seeing a shrink is not in your budget. So, you get this fabulous idea to seduce your ex and give him or her a taste of the past.

Your intent is to punish your ex and emerge from the experience in a position of power. And we all know what an aphrodisiac power can be. But as the Black Keys say, a broken heart is blind. Revenge sex will not resolve your issues with your ex, it will only enmesh you with the person all over again. “When going through a break-up, sometimes you just have to let go of the questions: why did this happen? You just have to accept it’s over and move on,” said Amelia, an advertising exec. “Physical distance from the person is pretty crucial — you really want to keep [that]. Sex will only entangle you with [the person] again, and make it that much harder to move on.”

You’re having it to avoid your sadness. My friend Brian, a physical trainer, told me that his ex sent him a text message about how great her new boyfriend was: what a cool job he had, how much money he made, how much they clicked. “She even had the gaul to say they were having great sex.” I told Brian his ex was pretty messed up, and not only that, the text was rather cruel and immature. “Yeah,” he said. “I cried for a week and then I put all my energy into giving the girl I’m seeing multiple orgasms.” Although I’m happy for Brian’s new girl (she may be a rebound, but at least she’s having a good time), I’m more concerned about Brian. By not addressing his sadness, he’s making it harder for himself to move on and see his ex for who she really might be. And although he’s giving his new girl lots (and lots) of physical pleasure, he’s using her to validate the inadequacies his ex’s text tapped into (which by the way elongates the circle as the new girl will get hurt and God help if she doesn’t react the same) . His revenge sex is a waste of his time; he should be making himself feel good and reminding himself what an awesome guy he is.

You’re having it to express your anger. In certain situations, instead of telling someone you’re angry with them, it’s tempting to hurt them emotionally by exploiting their sexual attraction to you. Let’s say there’s a person you know has a crush on you but has also wronged you in some way. The truth is, sometimes people do mean or insensitive things to the people they’re attracted to. (Remember the playground? Sadly, dating can be painfully similar.) Rather than informing the person straight up that he or she has hurt your feelings, you might feel the urge to exact revenge by sleeping with him or her, giving the brief impression that you feel the attraction, too, then walking away. “What a mistake,” reflects Tara, a publicist who took this tack. “I felt so bad during it, and now I feel like I messed up something that could have been a relationship down the line. The whole time we were doing it, I just kept thinking how mad I was at him for being such a jerk to me. It was a total turn-off. And now he thinks I’m bad in bed.”

Someone cheated on you, so you pay that experience forward. Eddie, who came home to find his longterm girlfriend in bed with another man, was so devastated that after he ended his relationship, all he wanted to do was have sex with someone else’s girlfriend. “I knew it was wrong, but by seeking out an affair, I was no longer the victim.” In reality, the two situations are completely disconnected, and Eddie’s affair couldn’t change the fact that he was cheated on. “Of course the affair I had ended terribly. On top of that, I was guilt-ridden about inflicting pain on some guy because I knew exactly how that felt.” Feeling wronged can be traumatic, there’s no denying that. But living through the emotions rather than trying to turn the tables is a faster way to heal.

You feel used, so you use someone else. “I went through a brutal breakup where I was convinced I’d literally been dumped like trash,” says Genevieve, a fashion trendcaster. “I felt run over. There was a point when I couldn’t cry any more. I was numb. Then there was this boy, and I mean boy, because he was ten years younger than me. He was actually begging to come home with me. So I did it hoping that sleeping with him would snap me out of my coma.” Genevieve’s revenge sex was her reaction to the emotional beating she took during her break-up. “I used this boy,” Genevieve continues, “to get back at the men who hurt me. I was actually was thinking in the back of my head about how I was literally using him — I’ll go as far to say that I belittled him. I wasn’t entirely sure what I was doing, but for two days after, I was euphoric.” That’s the thing about revenge sex. Even when it’s the wrong thing to do, it doesn’t always feel like it; it can also make you feel like you’re floating above all the toxicity that you’ve been experiencing in your life. Just know that eventually, you come down.

And while revenge sex never really works for me, though I doubt I’ve ever been in one, I just take the anger out on myself, my work (positively) and ofcause any unfortunate guy that comes along is treated very rashly.

——— LionessAllison

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